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Rejection LinesThe Visitor's Top Ten Rejection Lines (and their TRUE meanings!)
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10 I think of you as
a sister. (You're ugly) 9 There's a slight difference in our ages. (You're ugly) 8 I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way. (You're ugly) 7 My life is too complicated right now. (You're ugly) 6 I've got a girlfriend. (You're ugly) 5 I dont date women from work. (You're ugly) 4 It's not you, it's me. (You're ugly) 3 I'm concentrating on my career. (You're ugly) 2 I'm celibate. (You're ugly) And the number one rejection line given by men is 1 Lets be friends. (You're sinfully ugly) |
Top Ten Rejection Lines given by Women
| 10 I think of you
as a brother. (You remind me of that inbred happy-go-lucky twat from "The
Waltons") 9 There's a slight difference in our ages. (You are one old bastard) 8 I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way. (You are the ugliest prick I have ever laid eyes upon) 7 My life is too complicated right now. (I'm waiting for a rich sugar daddy) 6 I've got a boyfriend. (I've got a vibrator) 5 I dont date men from work. (I wouldn't date you if you were the last man on earth) 4 It's not you, it's me. (It's not me, it's you) 3 I'm concentrating on my career. (Even something as boring and unfulfilling as my job is better than dating you) 2 I'm celibate. (One look at you and any girl would be put off sex for life) And the number one rejection line given by women is 1 Let's be friends. (I want you to stay around so I can tell you in excruciating detail about all the other men I meet and have sex with) |
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