Rejection Lines

The Visitor's Top Ten Rejection Lines (and their TRUE meanings!)

Top Ten Rejection Lines given by Men

10 I think of you as a sister. (You're ugly)
9 There's a slight difference in our ages. (You're ugly)
8 I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way. (You're ugly)
7 My life is too complicated right now. (You're ugly)
6 I've got a girlfriend. (You're ugly)
5 I dont date women from work. (You're ugly)
4 It's not you, it's me. (You're ugly)
3 I'm concentrating on my career. (You're ugly)
2 I'm celibate. (You're ugly)

And the number one rejection line given by men is

1 Lets be friends. (You're sinfully ugly)

Top Ten Rejection Lines given by Women

10 I think of you as a brother. (You remind me of that inbred happy-go-lucky twat from "The Waltons")
9 There's a slight difference in our ages. (You are one old bastard)
8 I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way. (You are the ugliest prick I have ever laid eyes upon)
7 My life is too complicated right now. (I'm waiting for a rich sugar daddy)
6 I've got a boyfriend. (I've got a vibrator)
5 I dont date men from work. (I wouldn't date you if you were the last man on earth)
4 It's not you, it's me. (It's not me, it's you)
3 I'm concentrating on my career. (Even something as boring and unfulfilling as my job is better than dating you)
2 I'm celibate. (One look at you and any girl would be put off sex for life)

And the number one rejection line given by women is

1 Let's be friends. (I want you to stay around so I can tell you in excruciating detail about all the other men I meet and have sex with)